The ten most important people in a woman’s life

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The ten most important people in a woman’s life

1.The doctor because he say, “Take off your clothes.”
2.The dentist because he says, “Open wide.”
3.The hairdresser because he says, “Do you wan it teased or blown?”
4.The milkman because he says, “Do you want it in front or in back?”
5.The interior decorator because he says, “Once you have it in you’ll love it.”
6.The banker because he says, “If you take it out to soon, you’ll lose interest.”
7.The police officer because he says, “Spread ‘em.”
8.The mailman because he always delivers his package.
9.The pilot because he take off fast and then slows down.
10.The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and eats what he shoots.  

23 Apr 2006 22:16
SupremeLemming
i'd rather not be the hunter,, eating what he shot from his own gun, if u get me :S,

other than that,, i dont find it funny (much)  

23 Apr 2006 23:20
Therejectedbmxer
[QUOTE=SupremeLemming]i'd rather not be the hunter,, eating what he shot from his own gun, if u get me :S,
[/QUOTE]
Condoms FTW!  

24 Apr 2006 16:38
spaztix
i like this spam that is funny and dosnt even advertise anything its like wtf whats the point  

24 Apr 2006 16:39
LlOyD_A7X
like does that guy have a life or wut ?? lol  

24 Apr 2006 21:01
dubl_a_ron
lol that weird for it not be advertising!^_^  

25 Apr 2006 03:03
bobe
its not really that funny.  

25 Apr 2006 23:37
dubl_a_ron
it gets old after a bit  

26 Apr 2006 05:03
billybobjr3
yea it does  

29 Jun 2006 00:34
bobe
its been old for a long time. very very few jokes make me laugh  

03 Jul 2006 04:22
LlOyD_A7X
racist jokes make me laugh everytime  

03 Jul 2006 04:44
bobe
looking at cheese makes you laugh man, everything does for you.  

03 Jul 2006 20:34

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