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Ontonanarivu
A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows!"

"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher.

"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.

"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint." [url=http://phentermine2006.20mn.com/]:)[/url]  

27 Apr 2006 01:18
LlOyD_A7X
wuts with all the spamming jokes  

27 Apr 2006 21:06
bobe
none of them are funny anyway  

27 Apr 2006 23:59
billybobjr3
I dont get it  

29 Jun 2006 00:37
dubl_a_ron
thats a really old joke its been here before  

29 Jun 2006 03:24
unearth
1. how do u not get the joke.
2. aaron uve been here for 2 months so wtf do u know and
3.LlOyD ur a noob  

29 Jun 2006 09:14
LlOyD_A7X
this thread is so old why u even posting here no0b  

29 Jun 2006 18:48
billybobjr3
This thread aint that old.......Its only like 3 months old when were still posting on threads that are like 2--3 years old  

30 Jun 2006 19:10
dubl_a_ron
no 1 week or 2 isnt old...but 3 months is so what are you saying noob  

30 Jun 2006 19:27
billybobjr3
"dubl a ron" ur a noob  

03 Jul 2006 00:45
bobe
you lost me  

03 Jul 2006 04:21
dubl_a_ron
ey billybob...its AARON YOU FUCKING CHICKIN RAPIST  

10 Jul 2006 01:44

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