Bird shit

Have you ever left your bike under or around a tree and a bird comes around and sht on your seat

guess not only me huh?:  

: points and laughs: ;)  

[QUOTE=Therejectedbmxer]: points and laughs: ;)[/QUOTE] hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  

that a big problem in baltimore, they actually had to put mesh over the court house because pidgeons always sit and shit on people from the ledges  

i have seen that happen so many times like this one time we were walkin past the candy store and my cousin happens to look up for no apperent reason and a bird shit in his eye and he was runnin around in circles screamin IT BURNS AHHH true story
i was laffin till the point were i couldnt breathe anymore  

why didnt you help  

ya man wut the fuck jk lol  

becuase vit was to funny and if somethin is that funny then you should let it keep going until they are in danger  

ya it is pretty funny seeing ur friend in pain like that lol  

he couldve gone blind

its funny because its not me.  

ya and that too, when it doesnt happen to yourself its even funnier lol  

Rofl, funny, i ones rode under a train station fast, and the bird tried flying, but his tail hit my forehead. Rofl it was scarry.